Saturday, September 17, 2011

Fordson: Faith, Fasting, Football. Building Pride, Educating America



Last weekend, my father took me to see the independent documentary on Fordson High School, which was the high school that he, my mother, and practically 90% of my family attended, as well as the rest of the community of eastern Dearborn.

Now, even though I did not have the honor of attending this high school (my family moved to Dearborn Heights just after I finished eighth grade, thus being out of district), me and my family do share a connection with the subject of this movie, since we built our family in that neighborhood.

The subtitle is simple, accurately depicting what this indie documentary is all about. Faith, Fasting, Football, and the American Dream.

Now I'm not going to lie, when I was a kid I was pretty odd because apparently it was abnormal in the neighborhood to be indifferent towards football. Why? Because the neighborhood really did center on this high school, and thus centered on football. Think of the town of Arlen from the cartoon "King of the Hill" only one key difference:

Practically 90% of the population of this community is of Middle-Eastern and Muslim descent. Including my family. This is what generally separates this community from any other one. There are hundreds of other ones that are either mostly Black, or Hispanic, or... who knows, maybe Jewish. But this is the ONLY one that’s almost entirely Arab-American and Muslim.

When it comes to my relationship with my home town, I was a bit skeptical about what this documentary had to offer. I was unsure if it was worth seeing what exactly it had to talk about. 

I didn't know whether or not it was going to outlandishly build the ego of the school, or beautifully inspire pride in it. I didn't know whether or not it was just going to be about the football team, or just another person saying, "Hey, being Muslim is OK!" again. For the hundredth time.

More importantly, would it show the area in a positive light, or a negative light?

Well, I'm happy to say (speaking from an unbiased perspective) that it was a pretty well made documentary. The intro was pretty compelling, and made you think you were in the middle of a PROFESSIONAL game. Referee constantly calling penalties on the team of protagonist, the coaches yelling, and then the show really begins.

The film, directed and produced by Rashid Ghazi, starts out explaining the roots of the high school and explores the interactions of the people in the community (after the opening of the football game). 

It does an excellent job of showing a pretty typical Arab-American family, following the routines of four of the players pictured above, during the holy month of Ramadan, where a Muslim must fast for 30 days, from sun rise to sunset (I knew the Quarterback! He was the Quarterback when I was in Little-league. He's taller than me now... I think I was taller back then... actually I think I knew most of them...). 

It portrays the Islamic faith in a fairly decent light as well, and the best part is that there aren't any stereotypes! Because let's face it, when you're a kid like me who's been surrounded by "your people" almost your whole life, you are expecting to see them.

Now, one of the reasons I was skeptical about the film was that a great deal had to do with football, and as I said, I'm not much of a football fan or a fan of sports movies. 

Sure, Remember the Titans was good, but everyone knows the formula for a sports movie now, and it gets mundane. Some scenes of training, coach yells at the team by insulting and encouraging them, big game comes, they seem down at first, big half time speech, they win. 

The second reason why I was so skeptic was that I didn't know whether or not the movie would discuss an actual issue.

I mean, discussing an issue is what separates a documentary from something good and interesting from a film that you sleep through in a history class. If it was just going to go on and on about the greatness of  Fordson and how unique it was, then it would have been the same as staying home listening to my dad reminisce about his days in high school. Again. And again.

But luckily, it DID talk about issues, especially about events that happened after September the 11th against the school, the argument of separating faith from the school system, and stereotyping by non-Arabs as well as recalling a false arrest made some time after September 11th against two young Arab men and former football players accused of buying up disposable phones to trigger car bombings. Hate mail was also shown that was sent to the school accusing the institution of pushing the Islamic faith and being "non-American" (which of course, the institution doesn't and isn't).

While at first it does build up the pride of the school centered community, it also educates the viewer about many issues that affect us all, and releasing the film on the weekend of September 11th was rather ingenious play, since people do forget how that day affected those of Arab and Muslim descent just as badly as it affected the rest of America. Hell, do you have any idea what that was like for me in fifth grade? Being the only Arab Muslim in class? Sheesh...

After it takes care of those issues, it goes back to football, building up to what you would consider the climax. The Big Game. Fordson High School vs Dearborn High. Rivals as well as brethren. 

And I do have to say, the way the whole film builds up to it is rather exciting. The director and editor does well to make you feel involved, even if you were part of the neighborhood and already saw that game two years ago. It still excites you. 

I mean, I don't even like football, but I felt pretty amped

And, I have to admit, this documentary did make me feel a bit proud being connected to that community. 

I was raised there They are my people. Can't change it. Might as well show it off a little. 


My rating: 8.5/10. Go see the movie if you get the chance. 

The only real thing that marked down the score was the little mini video portraits of the team members at the very end, such as standing in proud poses in their foot ball uniforms, ending with slowly raising their heads to face the camera. That was... kind of cheesy. 

But other than that, good film. Definitely one to keep on your shelf.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Conan the Barbarian: Really "Conan the Scorpion King of Persia among 300 with the Mummy""




After viewing Colombiana, a much better film, I decided to try Conan: The Barbarian.


I thought, "Hey, the original was silly in a good way, maybe this remake will also be silly in a good way. Maybe it wont be silly."

That was a HUGE misconception. This film is what I like to call "Hollywood Cheese". This was made to try and look as epic as possible for a trailer, and then added a title to a cult classic to get attention.

THIS is what we were promised... Oh the Glory...

Now I kinda get the whole "re-imagining of the mythology" excuse, but that doesn't fly with me. If you're going to make a Conan movie without it being related to the other Conan movies, then DONT CALL THE MOVIE CONAN. DONT NAME THE MAIN CHARACTER CONAN.

THAT MAN IS NOT ME!!!!!

I'll admit, the way Conan is born is kind of bad ass, but then they kind of up the ante by making 12 year old Conan kill about 4 demon-like geronimos. That's.... kinda much. I mean, the origin was OKAY..... but then the whole movie started taking itself too seriously with its testosterone filled manliness.

Yes, I have muscles, and I scowl... there for me am MAN.

And I'm not kidding about the "testosterone filled manliness." I mean the formula is pretty basic: He gets a mean look on his face, he does something bad-ass for a short period, says something that tries to sound like "clever" badass, rinse and repeat.

It LITERALLY tried to re-invent itself as the new Conan, and failed.

THEY ONLY MENTION CROM ONCE! ONCE!!!! It wasnt even in saying something awesome, it was just Ron Perlman saying "By Crom boy, what are you waiting for?"

By Crom, not even Ron Perlman's awesome-ness couldn't save this move.

... Thats it. That's as much call back to the original as it gets. As the REAL Conan would say, "To hell with you." No mention of snakes, no creepy cult, no discussion of "what is best in life".

The villains failed to be as awesome as Thulsa Doom. Whoever that actor was, he needs to work on being... memorable. Not type casted...

First the blue cat people, then, THE WORLD

The summary of the villain in the whole movie can be put in his own quote in the film: "I don't like you anymore!"

As for the villain's daughter.. well.. i guess having an evil sorceress made sense... but still.. cheesy..


Don't be fooled, this isn't Christina Ricci being Wednesday Adams... although might as well be...


And the whole weird vibe of... ugh... the sorceress daughter wanting to "be the wife" the the conqueror father kinda... creeped me out.. But I guess incest isnt frowned upon in this universe of Conan.



"Dont worry, people do that in this time"

Look, the reason why the original Conan was good was because it played out as a kind of play, without taking itself too seriously. The cinematography was good, and sure the effects was a bit cheesy and obviously fake, but thats what made it fun! That's what made it as memorable as movies like the first Never Ending Story, Labyrinth, even The freaking Muppets Take Manhattan.

This new "Conan" was just another of a long line of over produced action movies hoping to be the next thing remembered for decades. And... its not.

Hell, I dont even remember the name of the love interest. Only that she's... a pure-blood or something... which made me wish I was re-watching Harry Potter. She was just a pretty love interest with an English accent who liked to charmingly argue and or flirt with the hero.

You, sir, are an arrogant brutish ape... and yet...

Wait... I have seen this character before... The pure spirited love interest... a charm coming from a high class "strong woman" attitude... an accent that has nothing to relate to the setting or time period..

In Conan her name was Tamara now that I googled......

Tamara.... 


TAMINA! YOUR KIDDING! THEY RIPPED OFF THE PRINCESS FROM PRINCE OF PERSIA!

Yes, we've seen this before....
Ugh... They ripped of Prince of Persia, Scorpion King, the freaking sand monsters were from The Mummy, the fights were from some gladiator movie... 

See, you KNOW its hollywood cheese when the writing and movie elements were OBVIOUSLY taken from other movies of the same genre. If it was subtle, its forgivable, but, in ever aspect of my closing statement, this movie lacks any subtlety.